Okay, it really didn’t happen like that. I did go to a Joe R. Lansdale movie/book signing this past weekend in Portland, Maine. I had a chance to meet and talk with Joe. We had a great conversation about books and films. He also shared his approach on writing. It was so nice to meet someone whose work you really admire. Joe was such a down to earth and humble person. A truly great experience. The Green Hand Bookshop got the whole event started. I recommend looking the store up if you’re ever in Portland. By the way, Joe did sign all the books I brought with me!